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Somebody trying to stop a Church in San Diego? Outrageous! What we need in this country is more Churches. No…Actually we need more mega- Churches. You know, I can hardly drive three blocks anymore and not pass a Church. We need more religious TV programming as well. And more too on the radio. Damn it…What we need in this country is more prayer. Maybe a burning at the stake or two would put people’s minds right about the place the founding fathers set aside in our great country for religious freedom. And, if I feel like yelling out “Praise the Lord,” in Church or the frozen food aisle of the grocery store…Well, that is my inalienable right as a Christian American (as if there were any other kind.) So all you feeble-soiled-secularist be put on notice: The next time you see someone in rapture speaking in tongues, handling poison snakes or drinking battery acid; Recognize that for the sacrament it is. And should you hear anyone…anytime mutter, “Allah Akbar”…Just kill ‘e