Home Schooling is a great idea! It’s not bad enough that kids today, sitting in their parent’s basements can’t relate to each other like normal human beings. And spend hours texting and twittering and sending each other nude pictures of themselves on their spaceman-telephones. Definitely, we should home school them! So that little Brittany and Skyler can have absolutely no contact with the outside world and come to believe that the Bible is not a work of fiction. Sure, we can have ‘em dress in little pioneer outfits, keep ‘em away from TV, the radio, WWF, cage-fighting, porn and all the other benchmarks of modern America. And then have them sitting at the kitchen table all day long studying the 3R’s, until young Skyler starts wearing Brittany’s under pants and has visions of Yahweh under his blankets at night. Yes sir! Home schooling is the way to go, if you want to create a generation of pinheads whose biggest accomplishment in adult life will be claiming to have been toilet trained. Even the towel-heads don’t do that to their kids. Which gives you some idea about the mindset set of parents who would put their offspring in Home Special Management Units throughout their formative years.
Ray Hicks is a former investment banker and insurance company executive. He moved to the west coast from New York and worked as a motorcycle mechanic for years before retiring in 2007. His fondest wish is to meet Jesus and Selwyn Duke; in that order.
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