Look…nobody supports killing babies. But, that parasitic thing growing inside some slut, ain’t a baby till it slides our of that foul vessel and begins on the journey that will lead to its eventual highest accomplishment; that of taking up a parking space in some suburban mall.
You’d think that here in America, unlike some fly-infested-third-world-dung-pile, where we have access to the fruits of every variety of modern pharmacology, that abortion would be the last thing on a very long list of options that range from keeping the upper legs together; to of course, the love glove: to yes, the pill (morning after and otherwise.) But no…These two-legged brood mares still manage to fulfill the greatest wonder of nature every time they go out on a date.
And if Right to Life gunmen continue, with any regularity, to blast doctors that correct their errors of judgment, we are going to be flooded with a sea of idiots genetically similar to the dimwits that produced them. Eventually, it will completely impossible to get on the freeway because they all will be in their junk cars headed to the mall to take up that final parking space.
So, unless you’ve got a solution for these pregnant-pigs that doesn’t involve a suction procedure, were going to have to live shoulder-to-shoulder with their products of conception. (Hell…Jose and Maria alone could produce enough offspring to keep the Sombrero Factory busy for the next forty years.) I know human congestion isn’t a problem out there in Boil-On-The-Ass, Idaho where you take your Bible study classes. But, it’s crowded on my block.
There is an answer to the population problem though that doesn’t involve even the slightest form of personal effort, discipline or medical intervention. Simple…you take all the boys in the country between the ages of ten and eighteen and put them in the Seminary. By the time they get out, their interest in procreation will largely be curtailed and the Boy Scouts, Big Brother, and every Little League team in the country will have enough coaches, mentors and troop leaders to satisfy the needs of each respective origination forever.