D**N The Torpedos...Full Speed Ahead!

I posted a reply on what you could call, a “conservative” web site that features articles by all the brilliant and well-paid minds of the right wing. Innocently, I used the word “damn” for no reason other than effect.
When I hit the magic button on my computer that sends things down the line faster than a Mambo Priestess can shake her ass, cutting the head off a chicken; I saw my humble reply there on that very web site for all us Americans and the few Mexican Nationals living in this country who can understand English in the written form to read. Only guess what? A couple of letters integral to the correct spelling of that feeble expletive were omitted and the word was printed out as “d**n.”
Now, I understand the people responsible for that holy and sanctified web site are the most proper of prim citizenry. But, damn! They can’t print the whole word? They have to leave out letters like, if one of their number were to read the complete spelling, his head would explode and fire shoot out his ass.
What? Are they all twelve years old over there? So absolutely pure in thought and deed that actually validating the word damn on their web site would send them all scurrying down to the confessional with the burning smell of sulfur in their upturned noses.
Come on now! Bullshit being what it is, that kind of thing stands out even on a “conservative” web site.

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