YIPPY KI YAY…PLEASE GO!

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I hear there’s a movement on in Texas to succeed from the Union. (Yes, again.) It didn’t work out to well for em last time. But the pointy-boot-fellas down there in the Lone Star State don’t seem to learn too well from experience…if that tells you anything.

They want out. And I at least would say, “Cowboy…get to packin’ your saddle bags” while pointing the morons to the door. The Mexicans now, for a long time, have had an eye on reclaiming Texas for themselves. Let those long, tall, drawling, Texas dimwits see how long Texan independence lasts after they leave the U.S.A.’s umbrella of protection.

Better start learning the words to El Rancho Grande boys. Cause your day in the sun, just might not last a full day. But shit, I wish em well; the goofy sons-a-bitches…Succeed from the Union! Go ahead and have your own country. Better yet, have your own goddamn planet why don’t ya. Get the fuck as far away from the rest of us that you and you pinheaded brethren can…Go!

And once you and your kind of stupid evaporates from the American scene, maybe; Just maybe, we can start building a country free from the corruption and decay that hangs on ya’all like the smell of that dead skunk you hit a half a mile down the road.

Vaya Con Dios motherfuckers…Ya’all don’t come back now, hear!