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There is some stuff going around about Barbara Boxer being a madam. This stuff is just nuts! Barbara Boxer is not a madam. Period. End of story. I know because, if she was a madam I would have voted for her. We need more madams in the senate. We need more madams period. In fact there should be one good madam operating in every neighborhood.

What a relief that would be for all the married guys, “Hey Honey, I’m going out for a little while to: walk the dog, get some cigarettes, ride my fruity bicycle… whatever.” And when they get back from their little walk, shop, fruity-bicycle-ride, they would be more able to deal with that nagging-hag watching the Home Shopping Channel in the living room, who hasn’t touched him since Junior was knee-high-to-a-grasshopper, gol-dern-it!

A good madam is worth her weight in gold. And don’t forget it. I’m sure that General would agree.